This Is What Happens When Harrison Ford Punches You In The Face
And You Fall In The Trash Compactor And Die
Seth didn’t mean to be smart.
He never does.
But the curse of knowing another dimension. Another life.
Another future…
Is that you forget not everyone else has seen the end credits.
So when you meet a nervous, grumpy guy at a crossroads in his life, looking for his big break, that starring role; a way to provide for his family and get out of the woodshop…
sometimes you can end up getting a little mouthy and calling Harrison Ford a chippy. [shrug emoji].
He doesn’t like that.
One punch.
One pointlessly operational trash compactor.
Game over.
Seth didn’t find out until much later that Ford was fired from the set of Star Wars.
Never to become Indiana Jones.
Drinking for real from the cup of a carpenter.
While George Lucas gets Tom Selleck on the phone—
Harrison whittles away his days as proprietor — and chief chippy (sshhh) — of Ford Furniture Designs...